The Cavs Won Because LeBron is in the Illuminati

Everyone knows the NBA is rigged, but I'm starting to believe that this goes way deeper than a few phantom calls on Steph Curry or even the draft lottery racket. This goes right to the very top of the government. I'm sure Obama is involved somehow, and I'm positive Putin is involved. The miraculous Cleveland comeback was clearly engineered by the Illuminati, LeBron James, Adam Silver, and Steve Kerr in order for LeBron to pass Jordan's 6 championships and become the greatest NBA player of all time. Obviously this championship was just part of the master plan, but look for LBbron to win at least 3 more NBA rings before he 'retires.'

It's all very simple if you just think about it - LeBron went back to Cleveland 2 years ago (gains support from Ohio Residents) - LeBron goes off in 2016 NBA Finals to beat arguably most dominant team ever after being down 3-1 (2016 is election year - Ohio always decides the President) - LeBron looks like hero for coming back to Cleveland and slaying the 'invincible' Warriors - LeBron gets closer to Jordan's 6 rings (once he wins 6 everyone will have to admit he is at least as good as Jordan) - LeBron probably retires after winning 7th championship and setting most NBA records (All orchestrated by Adam Silver and Illuminati) - 2024 LeBron runs for President as Illuminati puppet (wins after the American public has no choice but to admit he is GOAT) - 2026 President LeBron and Putin declare new world order.

This is literally the only valid explanation for how the Cavs came back from 3-1 down to beat Steph Curry and the 73 win Warriors.