It Sucks that the Penguins Won the Cup

I'm bummed. Pittsburgh has to be the most annoying team to win the Cup. The image Crosby's obnoxious pube bearded rat face hoisting Lord Stanley's Cup above his head will forever be burned into my mind. Crosby and I have an inverse relationship - when he is happy I am sad and the more sad he gets, the happier I get. His current happiness has me questioning if the Hockey Gods even exist. It's like when people ask "If God exists then why do kid's get cancer?" except its "If Hockey Gods exist then why would the Penguins win the Cup?" Maybe its all part of their plan.I need a sign - Stamkos to the Rangers would be a good start.